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This test is intended for males to test their sensitivity: 1) In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: - a) Lovemaking - b) Screwing - c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2) You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: - a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship - b) Your blood test results - c) Five tequila slammers 3) You time your orgasm so that: - a) Your partner climaxes first - b) You both climax simultaneously - c) You don’t miss Sportsnight 4) Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: - a) Healthy, creative love-play - b) Not the sort of thing your girlfriend would ever agree to - c) Not the sort of thing your girlfriend need ever find out about 5) Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is: - a) The best part of the experience - b) The second best part of the experience - c) £100 extra 6) Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: - a) No concern of yours - b) Not a problem, she can join your gym - c) A conservative estimate 7) You think today’s sensitive, caring man is: - a) A myth - b) An oxymoron - c) A moron 8) Foreplay is to sex as: - a) Appetiser is to entree - b) Primer is to paint - c) A line is to an amusement park ride 9) Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? - a) “I hope we can still be friends.” - b) “I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.” - c) “Welcome to Dumpsville; population, YOU.” 10) A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: - a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy - b) Is uptight and a waste of time - c) Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place Evaluating the results: - If you answered “a” more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. - If you answered “b” more than 7 times, check into therapy, you’re a little confused. - If you answered “c” more than 7 times, “You DA MAN!”