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The New Samurai The head samurai of Japan has died, the Emperor is searching for a replacement. He puts out word that all should try out to become the next head of the samurai. 3 men show up, a Samurai from China, a Swordsman from Mongolia and a Jewish samurai. The emperor greats the Chinese samurai and tell him to show his skills. He opens a small wooden box releasing a fly. He proceeds to slice the fly in half. The emperor is impressed and calls upon the Mongolian samurai. The Mongolian also opens a wooden box, releasing a fly and with 2 swipes of the sword, quarters the fly. The Emperor, even more impressed, but calls upon the last samurai. The Jewish samurai opens a woods box, releases a fly, and takes one grand slice. But to the Emperor's disbelief the fly is still flying. He proclaims, "what is this? you could not hit the fly?" To which the Jewish Samurai replies, "anyone can slice a fly, but I have circumcised it".