"A man walks into a pet shop In the shop"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a pet shop In the shop, there is a parrot that costs 5000$. The man asks the clerk: "Excuse me, can you tell me why does this parrot cost so much money?" "Ah yes, this parrot is very special. If you pull his right leg, he'll talk English, but if you pull his left leg, he'll talk french." "I see... What happens if I pull both legs?" The parrot says: "I FALL TO THE GROUND, YOU DUMB ASSFACE."

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