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Here's your hilarious joke:

Dutch joke ? location: a stuffy upmarket dutch cafe A very hungry American tourist walks in and sits down at a table and immediately starts thumbing through a menu Soon a waiter approaches and asks in a thick dutch accent "How can I help you Sir ?" Unable to read dutch,the American points at a menu item and says "I'll take that I guess, just make sure it fills the whole plate, I'm starving buddy!" "Very well, Sir" the waiter responds. Ten minutes later the waiter returns to the table with a tiny saucer filled with food After seeing the the pitiful amount of food before him , The American turns his head up and stares angrily at the waiter "And just what in the hell is this suppose to be?!?!?, wheres the rest of it ?!?!" The waiter quickly retorts "Lil dish lil dat" Ill see my self out.