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Young woman decides to become a nun A young woman decides to become a nun and joins a convent that requires a vow of silence. Her first day there the mother superior calls her into her office and explains that her vows require silence, however once every five years she gets to say two words. The woman agrees and enters the convent. After the first five years pass she's called to the mother superior's office to speak her two words and she says, "Bed hard." The mother superior nods and sends her on her way. After the second five years pass she's called again to the mother superior's office to speak her two words and she says, "Food bad." Once again the mother superior nods and sends her on her way. After another five years pass she's called once again to the mother superior's office to speak her two words and she says, "I quit!" The mother superior responds, " Well I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."