Here's your hilarious joke:

A pirate walks into a bar..... He's got an eye patch, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. Strange thing is - He's got a ship's wheel stuffed halfway down the front of his pants. Before he can order, the bartender says, "Mate, that looks mighty uncomfortable.... you've got a steering wheel shoved down your pants." Pirate replies, "Aye, It's driving me nuts!"

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