Here's your hilarious joke:

A Jewish man was drowning in the ocean A boat quickly comes to his rescue. The man refuses rescue, saying "no, God will save me." A helicopter hovers over the man to rescue him. The man refuses rescue, saying "no, God will save me." The man drowns. When he walks through the pearly gates, he sees God and asks why he wasn't saved. God says, "What! I sent a boat. I sent a helicopter!"

"Martynne Charis" Permalink