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[Spoilers] Breaking Bad At the end of the series Walter White doesn't die. He fakes his death, pretends to be a nun, and hides out in a convent. The convent regularly gets taken by bus into the city to do good works at a soup kitchen. Walter had ridden across country in the tank of an empty fuel truck and never wanted to be inside of a vehicle again. He decides to walk. The mother superior is concerned and tells Walter that "she" must get on the bus because it's too dangerous to walk. Walter refuses and continues to walk. A week later the mother superior hears about a young man who was shot along the same way that Walter walks. She demands to see Walter again and tells him "It is too dangerous for you to walk, I forbid you to walk." To which Walter replies: "I am not in danger. I AM THE DANGER. Someone gets killed on that road and you think that's going to scare me into riding a bus? NO, I AM THE NUN WHO WALKS."

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