Here's your hilarious joke:

Two vampires were talking when another vampire joins them with blood all over him. The blood-covered vampire asked the two vampires, 'See that town over there?'. The two nodded. 'I have just drank the blood from every human in that town in ten minutes'. The other vampire wanted to show off too, so he flew away and returned after five minutes; also covered in blood. 'See that city over there?' he asked. 'I have drank the blood from every human in there in just five minutes'. The last vampire, not wanting to be left out, proceeded to flew off, only to return again in under 1 minute; covered in more blood than the other two. The two vampires was clearly impressed with the last vampire's quick return. 'Do you see that pole over there?' the last vampire asked. The two vampires nodded eagerly. 'Well, I didn't'. TL,DR; the last vampire hits the pole

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