Here's your hilarious joke:

So this whale and this herring were inseparable companions ... Anywhere the whale was, all the denizens of the ocean knew they would see the herring near-by. And vice-versa. And then one day, the herring was spotted without the whale - no whale within a hundred miles. So this dolphin asked the herring - where's your pal the whale? And the herring said - How the hell should I know? Am I my blubber's kipper?

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