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Here's your hilarious joke:

A poor old woman.., Needs money desperately. She sees an advertisement stating she can get 100 dollars for giving blood. The next day she goes into the clinic, gives blood and gets her 100 dollars. She is told she can't come back for three months. She is so desperate she goes back the next week and then the next. By the fourth week she can hardly walk, feels dizzy and has no energy, but she needs the money. She gives blood and while she waits in line to get her money she sees the man in front of her get 500 dollars. At this point she is furious and starts to scream, "you fuckers have been giving me 100 dollars for blood while this dickface just got 500!! You people are conning me!" The man behind the counter told the old lady, "he didn't give blood, he donated semen. We pay a lot more for that." The next day she comes back, and this time the man taking blood notices her. He told her she can't give any more blood or she would die. She looked at him and shook her face side to side. She grabs the nearest container and spits out what looks to be goat milk and says "I'm donating 2000 dollars worth of semen!"