Here's your hilarious joke:

Four nuns arrive to Saint Peter... St. Peter tells them to confess their sins. Noun #1:"Father, I've sinned! I've seen male genital in my life." Peter:"Here my sister, take this holy water and cleanse your eyes!" Noun #2:"Father, forgive me for being a sinner! I've touched male genital in my earthly life!" P:"My daughter, your sins will be forgiven in the eyes of our Lord! Wash your hands in this holy water! It will free you from your sins!" Third noun begins to confess: "Father, I don't feel worthy of entering the Kingdom of our savior! I have...". But the fourth noun interrupts her and throws a tantrum at Saint Peter: "Father! I won't rinse in that water, with which she cleans her ass!"

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