Here's your hilarious joke:

A golfer hits a ball off the fairway... On the seventh hole, a golfer hits a ball off the fairway and it lands in a big field of flowers. He figures it's a playable lie, so he's winding up for a shot and he hears a voice behind him say, "Please don't hurt my buttercups." The golfer turns around and he sees a woman in a flowing robe. "Who are you?", he says. "I'm Mother Nature" she replied. "And if you don't hurt my buttercups, I'll give you all of the butter you want for the rest of your life." The golfer thinks about this and says, "Sure, OK - but where were you on the 5th hole when I hit a shot into the pussy willows?"

"Wendy Atalanta" Permalink