Here's your hilarious joke:

A bloke walks into a pub with a meat and potato pie balanced on his head He walks up to barman and says: 'Can I have a pint of bitter, please.' 'Certainly,' says the barman and starts pulling a pint. But he can't resist asking. 'You do realise, sir, you have a meat and potato pie on your head?' The bloke replies: 'Yes, I always have a meat and potato pie on my head on a Wednesday.' 'Ah!' Says the barman. 'But today is Tuesday!' 'Oh no,' says the bloke. 'I must look like a right twat.'

"Ronny Haley" Permalink