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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man and wife are happily married... ...for several years, over which time they have a couple of children and life seems peachy. In a relationship that is nigh on perfect, the only potential issue the wife can find with it is that her husband always always ALWAYS insists that they make love in the dark. All lights off, curtains drawn, pitch black, or no hanky panky. But the sex is good and his dick is big so, whatever, she can deal with it. Until one night, as they're at it and she's thrashing around in the throes of passion, she accidentally hits the bedside lamp and the light comes on. And her husband is lying there in bed, clutching a dildo. 'You utter bastard!', she screams. 'How could you have deceived me for all these years?!' Completely unfazed, the husband looks his wife directly in the eye and says: 'Honey, I'll explain this, if you can explain the kids.'