Here's your hilarious joke:

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Mormon are drinking together. The Jew boasts about his fertility "I have 4 sons; one more and I'll have a basketball team!" "That's nothing," says the Catholic, "I have 10 sons! I almost have a football team!" The Jew and Catholic looked expectantly at the Mormon. "Well?" "I have 17 wives. I almost have a golf course!"

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