Here's your hilarious joke:

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey... The monkey jumps up onto the bar, grabs a cherry from the drink garnishes, sticks the cherry up his butt, takes it out and eats it. The person sitting next to the guy says in disgust "What the hell?? Why did that monkey stick the cherry in his butt then eat it?" The guy says "Well last week we came in and the monkey swallowed a cue ball from the pool table. Now he measures everything first."

"Noami Nanon" Permalink