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Here's your hilarious joke:

Three Greeks and Three Turks are riding a train. The Turks each buy one ticket, but the Greeks only buy one ticket total. The Turks are confused. "How can you ride with one ticket?" "Watch and you shall see." The Greeks get on the train and pile into the bathroom. The Turks sit near the bathroom and observe. The conductor knocks on the door and says "Ticket please." The Greeks slide the ticket through the door. The Turks think this is ingenious! They decide to try it, so on the ride back they buy only one ticket. But the Greeks don't buy any. "How will you ride without any tickets?" "Watch and you shall see." They get on the train. The Turks pile into one bathroom, the Greeks into another. One Greek gets out of the bathroom, walks over to the bathroom the Turks are hiding in, and says: "Ticket please."