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Here's your hilarious joke:

A couple decide to make up a code for when they're in the mood... "Washing machine." They use it whenever they're horny, no matter where they are: family dinners, social events, movie theaters. It became so normal for them to use it that they started saying it even when they were home alone together. The man comes home from work one day to find his wife exhausted on the couch. He walks up to her and says to her "washing machine." The wife sits up and says "I'm sorry, honey. It's been a really long day and I just want to relax for a bit." To which the man responds "It's okay, it's only a small load - I can do it by hand."