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Urges John worked at the pickle factory. One day, he came home to his wife and said, "honey, I think I'm losing my mind. I keep having this urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer." She said "Well, don't do that." The next night he came home and said, "honey, it happened again. I keep having this urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer." She said "I'll make you an appointment with a psychiatrist. In the meantime, please don't do it." The third night he came home, looking all upset. "Honey," she said, "I did it. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer." "Oh My God!' she yelled. "What happened?" "I got fired." "But what happened with the pickle slicer?" "He got fired, too."
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