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Here's your hilarious joke:

Requested Domino's delivery driver to put his best joke on the box. He delivered. Pun intended. Slightly longer than what's on the box but same joke: A priest is out for an afternoon stroll and turns the corner and finds little Johnny with a hammer smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants. Little Johnny is saying to himself, "I hate these fucking ants... I hate these fucking ants." The priest is taken back by Little Johnny's language and talks to him, saying that God doesn't make junk. "Tomorrow I will be coming by again, and if you can tell me three things that God created that are worthless, then you may continue killing the ants." The next afternoon, the priest is out for his walk and comes upon Little Johnny smashing ants again. The priest reminds Little Johnny of the agreement they had made. Little Johnny looks up with a devilish smile and says, "I do know three things that are totally worthless. The first is a prick on a priest, the second is tits on a nun, and the third is these fucking ants!