"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for"

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? [not a spoiler] Darth Vader: "Luke!" ::mechanical breathing:: "I know what you are getting for Christmas!" Luke: "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!" Darth Vader: "Yes, Luke. I have felt your presents." Also Vader is Luke's dad. I lied about the no spoilers.

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