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One time a kid named Jonny heard the phrase "Purple Passion". He had no idea where he heard it or what it even meant. But by god, He was going to find out. So one day at school He decided he would ask his teacher. He raised his hand, the teacher called on him and he stood up and asked. “Teacher, what is Purple Passion?" The teacher obviously appalled by the question replied "Jonny!, how dare you ask such a question. Go to the Principal’s office right this minute." Jonny, confused, picked up his things and made his way to the Principal’s office. Once there, the Principal welcomed him in and had him take a seat. “So Jonny” He said “What brings you here?” “Well” Jonny said. “I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me here. So do you know what Purple Passion Is? The Principal looked at Jonny and Said “I am very disappointed in you Johnny. This calls for a suspension. Get your things and go home”. Jonny, again confused, grabbed his things and walked home. When he got home, he surprised his mom who asked, “What are you doing home?” To which Jonny replied “I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me to the principal’s office So I asked him what Purple Passion was, And he suspended me and sent me home. So what is purple passion?” “JONNY!” his mother yelled “ How dare you ask such a question, you are GROUNDED! Get up to your room and stay there.” So, confused Jonny is sitting on his bed board out of his mind when he decides he is going to sneak out of his bedroom window. Once out, he’s walking down the street of his neighborhood when the town Sheriff stops and says, “Jonny! What are you doing out of School?” “Well” Jonny says. “I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me to the principal’s office, So I asked him what Purple Passion was, And he suspended me and sent me home. Then I asked my mom what Purple Passion was, and she grounded me. I snuck out of the bedroom window and now I’m here. So, What’s Purple Passion? The officer promptly grabs Jonny and handcuffs him. “You are going to jail young man” he says. So there is Jonny sitting in jail. When the jail guard comes up and asks “What are you in for?” Jonny looks at him and says “I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me to the principal’s office So I asked him what Purple Passion was, And he suspended me and sent me home. Then I asked my mom what Purple Passion was, and she grounded me. I snuck out of the bedroom window and was stopped by a cop and I asked him what purple passion was and he arrested me and sent me here. So do you know what purple passion is?” “Well son” the jail guard said. “You just earned an express ticket to see the Judge due to your vulgar expletives.” When Jonny was brought in front of the Judge, he was asked to explain what he had done wrong. He said “Your Honor. I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me to the principal’s office, So I asked him what Purple Passion was, And he suspended me and sent me home. Then I asked my mom what Purple Passion was, and she grounded me. I snuck out of the bedroom window and was stopped by a cop and I asked him what purple passion was and he arrested me and sent me to jail, so I asked the Guard what Purple Passion was and he sent me here. So what is Purple Passion?” The judge slammed down his gavel and said “For this outrage I shall send you to the Supreme Court.” (Just roll with it). When standing In front of the Supreme Court Judge, He was asked why he was there, to which he responded “Sir, I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me to the principal’s office So I asked him what Purple Passion was, And he suspended me and sent me home,. Then I asked my mom what Purple Passion was, and she grounded me. I snuck out of the bedroom window and was stopped by a cop and I asked him what purple passion was and he arrested me and sent me to jail, so I asked the Guard what Purple Passion was and he sent me to court, I asked the judge what purple passion was and he sent me here. So what is Purple Passion?” “YOU ARE TO BE DEPORTED!!!!!” The Judge yelled. “Bailiff, Get this pond scum out of my sight.” So now Jonny is sitting in Thailand and a man walks up to him and asks him why he is sitting depressed on the side of the street. And Jonny told him the story. “I was in class and I asked the teacher what purple passion was. And she sent me to the principal’s office, So I asked him what Purple Passion was, And he suspended me and sent me home. Then I asked my mom what Purple Passion was, and she grounded me. I snuck out of the bedroom window and was stopped by a cop and I asked him what purple passion was and he arrested me and sent me to jail, so I asked the guard what Purple Passion was and he sent me to court, I asked the Judge what purple passion was and he sent me to Supreme Court where I asked that Judge what Purple Passion was and he had me deported, and now I’m here, Do you know what Purple Passion is?” The man Said “You know kid, I don’t know what it is. But do you see that old man across the street? He knows what purple passion is.” Jonny jumped to his feet, Overjoyed he ran across the street and BAM he got hit by a car and died. Moral of the story: Look both ways when crossing the street.