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Here's your hilarious joke:

Italian and a Rabbi are riding on a train together... They get acquainted, and at one point the Italian takes some sausage out of his bag and offers some to his companion. Rabbi asks, "Is it made from pork?" "Yes", replies the Italian. "Well then, I can't eat it. It's not kosher. God's law." The Italian shrugs and eats the sausage, then pulls out a bottle of wine, offering some. Rabbi looks at the bottle and says, "It's not kosher, I can't drink it. God's law." Italian says, "Wow your god is strict. What if there was nothing kosher around to eat or drink?" Rabbi replies, "Well, he makes exceptions in situations of life and death." With that, the Italian points a gun at the rabbi and says, "Drink the wine or I'll blow your head off!!" Rabbi grabs the bottle, and with a very annoyed look on his face, downs the rest of it. "Please don't be upset with me. I just wanted you to have some wine", says the Italian. Rabbi says, "Of course I'm upset! Where was the gun when you had some sausage left?!?"