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Two old men were sitting on a bench... one turns to the other and says "have you ever had one of those moments where you mean to say one thing, but it comes out all wrong? Like last week at the train station I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh." The other man turns and says "that just happened to me this morning. I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass the sugar, instead I said: You bitch, you ruined my life!"

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