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Here's your hilarious joke:

A wife accompanies her husband to a follow up appointment at his doctor. Things go normally, but as they are about to leave the doctor asks if he can talk to her privately. The husband goes to the waiting room. The doctor tells the woman, "I didn't want to scare him, but your husband has a very serious heart condition. As long as he is treated properly, he should live a long life." "What do we need to do?" says the wife. "Well, you are going to have to keep him calm and relaxed at all times. Don't make him do anything around the house. Message him if he feels stressed. Cook his favorite meals. Let him watch what he wants on TV. Anything you can do to keep him happy and relaxed." The wife leaves the office and her and her husband get in the car. "I'm dying to know, what did he want to say to you?" says the husband. "You have two weeks to live."