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Here's your hilarious joke:

So there is an elite team being put together for a government agency... This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. And the ONLY requirements are you have to be married, you cant have any children, and you must have a law enforcement/military background. So police officers and ex military from all parts of the state start lining up and fighting for the position. And after months of interrogating and background checks, they weed through the recruits and get down to three guys. And all three guys get word that it basically comes down to one final test, and that will determine if you get the job or not. The final day of testing comes and the first guy is called. The instructor sends him through a door and says "lets see how dedicated you are" as he closes it. As soon as he walks in he see's his wife tied up, and a gun next to her on a table. Next to the gun is a piece of paper that reads: "If you want the position, you must shoot your wife". As soon as the guy is done reading he says, "Fuck this I'm not killing my wife are you nuts!?" and turns around and walks out the door and immediately demands his wife be released. The second guy gets called in. Again the instructor sends him through the door and there he sees the same thing. Ten minutes later he walks out with tears in his eyes and says, "As much as I want the position, I want a family with my wife more". His wife is released and they walk out the door. The third guy gets called in. The instructor sends him through the door and closes it. Two minutes later you hear... POW! POW! POW! followed by loud pounding and thumping.... Finally after about eight minutes the guy walks out. The instructor looks at him see's he's bright red and he's got sweat pouring down his face. The instructor says, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" The guy looks at him and goes "SOME IDIOT LOADED THE GUN WITH BLANKS SO I ENDED UP HAVING TO STRANGLE THE BITCH".