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[NSFW] Black Jack, the infamous bandit Far in the Wild West, the people of a small town were having a good time at the local bar, when suddenly someone rushes in the door and yells "Everybody run! Black Jack, the infamous bandit is comin' to town!" Everyone starts panicking and runs out the bar as fast as they can. The bartender notices someone is still at his table drinking his beer. He says "What are you waiting for? Didn't you hear? Black Jack, the infamous bandit is comin' to town!" The man replies "Sure, hold on! I'm just finishing my beer first, then I leave!" The bartender leaves him behind. Our hero takes his last sip, when he notices a stranger standing in the doorway. He thinks to himself "Well, this is it, I'm done for it". But the stranger just walks up to him, takes his cock out of his pants and says "Suck it!" Well, our hero doesn't want no harm, so he proceeds to do so. Shortly the stranger says "Faster!" The man does so. But the stranger urges him to do it faster again. "Come on! Faster! Quick!" The man spits out the stranger's weener and says "Why do you have to be so God damn impatient??" "We don't have time! Didn't you hear? Black Jack, the infamous bandit is comin' to town!"