Here's your hilarious joke:

A german, italian, and american chat in a bar.. A German, an Italian, and an American chat in a bar. The German says: "my wife goes 0 to 100 in 7 seconds!" "How so?" replies the Italian. "I bought her a Porsche" replies the German. "bah! my wife goes 0 to 100 in 5 seconds!!" the Italian states. "really?? how?" asks the German. "I bought her a Ferrari!!" smirks the Italian. "my wife goes 0-100 in 2 seconds" replies the American. "impossible!! how???" both say the German and Italian. "I bought her a weigh scale!"

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