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Here's your hilarious joke:

Exercise A man comes home from work to find his wife in the living room, with a weight-lifting bench, working up a sweat. The husband asks "What the bleedin' 'ell do you think you're doing?!" The wife replies "I thought if I exercised, it would make my boobs bigger and you would find me attractive again." The husband says "Well, how much did that lot cost?" "£450." she replied. "£450??!!! That's more than a week's wages. You don't need to have all that to make your boobs bigger. All you need is toilet paper." "Toilet paper? How is toilet paper going to make my boobs bigger?" "Just look at what's it's done to the size of your arse."