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7 more uncommon Russian Jokes #1 A fisherman complains to his friend: - Bloody neighbor! When I go fishing, he goes to my wife. When I stay at home, he checks my fishnets. #2 A group of hunters meet an old hunter in the forest. They know that he is almost blind, so they start shouting: - We are not deer! We are not deer! The old hunter notices the hunters, takes aim at them and mumbles: - Shut up, deer! #3 Announcement in the Soviet Union village: "Lecture about love (with pictures)". All the countrymen gathered in the village club. Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a woman... Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures! Lecturer: Also love can be between a man and a man... Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures! Lecturer: Besides love can be between a woman and a woman... Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures! Lecturer: And finally there is love for our country, Soviet Union... And now the pictures! #5 Jewish mother goes out to the balcony and cries to her son who is playing in the yard: - David! Go home! The son raises his head and cries: - Am I cold? - No. You want to eat! #6 A man to his neighbor: - I can see your naked wife in the bathroom right from my window. Do something about it! - Where? I can’t see anything... - Just climb on the wardrobe and you will see! #7 - Why is your baby screaming so loud? Maybe it wants something... - Yeah! It wants to scream!!! Courtesy: http://www.flowingevents.com/ Any common jokes here?

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