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Here's your hilarious joke:

A farmer and his wife A farmer and his wife are traveling in their one-horse wagon down the road. The horse falters and causes the wagon to jolt. The farmer says, "That's one." The horse falters again and the farmer says, "That's two." The horse falters a third time and the farmer stops the wagon, gets out, and shoots the horse dead. His wife cries out, "You monster! How could you shoot that poor animal? Have you no compassion?!?!" The farmer sits back down in the wagon and calmly replies, "That's one."