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Here's your hilarious joke:

Abracadabra A blonde, brunette, and a red are frolicking on the beach when the blonde suddenly trips over a bottle in the shape of a phallus. Blonde: What is this? What do we do with it? Red head: We're supposed to rub it silly! So they huddle around the bottle and using both hands they all rubbed the bottle up and down ferociously. Poof! A Genie squirts out of the bottle. Genie: Thank you so much for that release. For that I shall grant you 3 wishes. You may each have 1 wish. The Genie turns to the blonde: Tell me your wish and I shall make it happen. Blonde thinks and tells the Genie: Well I've always wished I was smarter so my wish is to be smarter! Genie: OK, Abracadabra! And poof the blonde turns into a red head. The original red head gets mad and turns to the Genie while pointing to the new red head and tells the Genie: I wish I was smarter than her!! Genie: Alright, Abracadabra! And poof the spicy red head turns into a brunette. The original brunette is smart and sees everything that's going down. Genie: Now tell me. What is your wish? Brunette: I wish...I wish...I wish I was smarter than all 3 of us put together! Hah! Genie: As you wish. Abracadabra! And poof! The brunette turns into a man.