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And now for something completely different A young female nurse is working the front desk at a sperm bank. A man wearing a ski mask barges in through the front door and holds a gun to her head. He tells her "Open the vault!" "But sir, this is a sperm bank..." "Just do it!" The woman complies and opens the vault containing hundreds of vials of donations. "Now, uncork one and drink it! "Sir, I don't understand..." "Do as I say!" So she uncorks a sample and drinks it down. She chokes on it but is more worried about the mysterious man. The assailant has her do it a few more times. The woman is visibly shaken, but he takes off the ski mask and says "See honey, it isn't that hard."

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