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Here's your hilarious joke:

Happy and sad Guy and his wife are laying in bed, both reading. Guy looks at his wife and says, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She says, "What?" He replies, "I bet you cannot tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at once." She looks at him for a minute, then says, "You have a bigger dick than any of your friends." She returns to her book.