"Fred and Mabel have been married for 50 years"

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Fred and Mabel have been married for 50 years. One evening he is in the bathroom getting ready for bed and gets the first erection he's had in 5 years. Excited, he goes into the bedroom and goes "Mabel, look at this!" Mabel looks up from the book she is reading, lifts up her glasses and says.... "Well, now that you got the wrinkles out of it you might as well wash it."

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