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Francis goes bear hunting He treks up the mountain, down the ravine, across the forest. When suddenly he sees a brown cub in the distance. He aims at it, shoots it, and wounds it. He gets closer for the coup de grace, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around. It's the father of the bear. He’s obviously not pleased. The big brown bear tells him: "Francis, either I kill you, either I fuck you in the ass". Francis is confused as to how a bear can speak, and even know his name! Nonetheless he choses life, and what happens, happens. After that, he obviously needs to go to the hospital and to take a few days to recover. His ass hurts really bad. But he's alive, and he decides to go back to the forest to get his revenge. He tracks down the brown bear for days, and finally sees it in the distance. He aims, shoots, and wounds it. He gets closer for the coup de grace, when, once again, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around. It's a grizzly bear. He’s obviously not pleased. The grizzly bear tells him: "Francis, you know the drill. Either I kill you, either I fuck you in the ass". Once again Francis has to choose life over death, but this time it’s really bad. He ends up needing stitches, weeks of recovery; it’s a real mess. Francis is hesitant to go back, but his pride is too strong, he has to get his revenge. And so he goes back. This time it takes him weeks to track down the grizzly bear. At one point he is exhausted, running out of supplies, about to give up. When all of a sudden he sees that damn grizzly bear in the distance! He aims, shoots, and wounds it. He gets closer for the coup de grace, when, you guessed it… he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around. It's a huge polar bar. Like his predecessors, he’s not pleased. He looks at Francis right in the eyes, and tells him: “Francis... let’s be honest. You’re not really here for the hunting, are you?”