Here's your hilarious joke:

Blondes CAN count sheep So sick of hearing blonde jokes, a blonde cut her long hair and dyed it brown. The next day she drove out into the countryside where she came upon a flock of sheep crossing the road. Stopping her car to watch the fluffy flock, she called out to the shepherd, "Your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd was taken by the woman's beauty and said to her, "Yes". So the woman said the first number that came into her head which was "436". Shocked that she was somehow right, the shepherd said, "That's right. Yes, you can pick one of my flock." After much thought and study of the flock, the woman selected what she thought was the cutest and most playful one to take home with her. The shepherd turned to the woman and said, "Now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?"

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