Here's your hilarious joke:

Two old friends meet in bar... [translated from Turkish] -Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months! -Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while -"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French? -Mais biensur ! -Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!! -No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try. -Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow. Next morning he calls Jack: -Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning. Does it work with those old radios too? -Sure! Scroll to 99, then go a little further to the right. -Oh cool! Thx! -Mais de rien ! -oh! stfu already... Couple of weeks later, he meets Jack again. And Jack asks: -Salut mon ami, How is your French? - Shhhszzzzoussssshzzziuhli! (static noise) [probably not the best written joke :/]

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