Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is taking a huge dump... Halfway through he notices that there's something wrong with his huge turd. He looks down at his poop, that is still in his butt, and he finds out that its alive! The turd, quickly realizing that he is a sentient being, looks up at the man and shouts: "I'm alive!? Are you shitting me!?"

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