Here's your hilarious joke:

A blonde goes to the dry cleaners She hands him her dress which has a huge stain in the front. She pays him and says "I need this dress for a party. So can you please get it cleaned by Thursday?" Now the dry cleaner was very old and couldn't hear properly so he asks her "Come again?" The blonde blushes furiously and says "No, it is mayonnaise this time"

"Mel Lea" Permalink