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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two priests are on the green One sunny afternoon two priests are on the green living it up. On the first hole, priest one swings and SLICE! "FUCK, I MISSED!" he yells. The other priest reminds him that god is always listening and he would be punished if he kept swearing. At the next hole priest number one swings again, he hits it so hard the ball flies into the lake. "FUCKING HELL" he swears. Again the other priest warns him against swearing. At the last hole priest number one calms down, raises his iron and takes a perfect swing and hits himself in the foot. "BLOODY FUCKING CHRIST!" he yells. Priest number two panics and screams " I TOLD YOU NOT TO SWEAR" All of a sudden, the sky turns dark and thunder is booming when a lightning bolt comes down and strikes priest number two, instantly turning him into ashes. And the shocked priest number one hears from above "FUCK, I MISSED AGAIN!"