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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man stumbles home drunk from the bar... ...fumbles with the door and finally gets himself inside his small 1 bedroom home in a bad part of town. As soon as he sets his keys down he hears a loud **thud** down the hall towards the bedroom. He freezes in fear. Convinced he is being robbed he tries his best to sober up and as quietly as drunkenly possible he approaches the bedroom. Pausing, he hears *shuffling* and some *grunting*. *They must be trying to get out the window* he thinks to himself. Bursting into the bedroom he flicks on the light, only to find a horribly disfigured person on the floor next to the bed. As he puts his wife back and flicks off the light he remembers why he went to the bar in the first place.