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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a buddy of mine was riding his motorcycle... (This is a joke that my own, dearest father got me with today.) ...and, you know how the underneath of the bike can get pretty hot, under the motor. Well, his boot caught fire! He looks down, and sees that it spread to his pant leg, so he reaches down and tries to pat it out with his glove, and his damn shirt sleeve caught fire! So he pulls the bike over immediately, and he's patting at the flames trying to put himself out, when a cop pulls up behind him, jumps out of the squad, and says, "I'm placing you under arrest!" And my buddy's, like, "What the hell did I do? I'm on fire, here!" And the cop tells him "You're under arrest for having an unauthorized fire arm." My dad. I love 'im.