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Here's your hilarious joke:

A russian and an american find themselves in hell in front of Satan. Satan: "We have two kinds of hell here: american hell and russian hell, which one do you choose?". American: "What's the difference?" Satan: "In american hell you have to eat one bucket of shit every day, while in russian hell you have to eat two buckets of shit every day." American: "Well, I guess I choose american hell then." Satan turns to the russian. Satan: "What about you?" Russian: "I've been living my whole life in Russia, might as well go to russian hell." And so they are sent to their hells and meet a week later. Russian: "How is it going in american hell?" American: "Not so bad actually, you eat your bucket of shit in the morning and the rest of the day you are free. What about you?" Russian: "Well, you know how things are done in Russia. It's either shit was not delivered, or there aren't enough buckets for everyone." --- Edit: grammar.