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Here's your hilarious joke:

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis are talking... Cucumber goes: "man, when I get big, fat and juicy, they cut me up and put me in the salad" Pickle goes: "Shit, when I get big, fat and juicy, they put me in vinegar an onions for a month!" Penis goes: "Well, when I get big, fat and juicy, they put a bag all over me, put me in a dark, wet chamber, then bang me against a wall for 30 seconds to 7 minutes, then I throw up all over myself and pass out"