Here's your hilarious joke:

A young worm asks his father about life. 'Dad,' says the young worm, 'what is it like to live in an apple?' 'Oh, son,' answers the dad, 'living in apple is wonderful: it's juicy, crispy, delicious.' 'Dad,' asks the son. 'What is it like living in an orange?' 'Oh, son, living in an orange is incredible, it's liquid sunshine, it's California.' 'But, Dad, why do we live in shit?' 'Son! There is such a thing as the motherland!'

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