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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy is walking by a gym, when he notices a sign out front that reads "Lose 5 Pounds in 10 Minutes Guaranteed!" Curious, he enters the gym. He asks about the sign and the clerk tells him it's legit, but it costs $100. The clerk also tells him that if he doesn't lose 5 pounds, he gets his money back. The guy shrugs and lays $100 on the counter. He is led to a large, empty room covered in floor mats. A beautiful 20-year-old woman enters the room on the other side, wearing a shirt that says "If you catch me, you can fuck me." She smiles, waves, and winks at him. He begins chasing her around the large room, but she is in great shape and he doesn't come close. After ten minutes, he is a panting, sweating mess, and she yells "Better luck next time!" before disappearing out the door. Pissed off, he walks over to a scale and sees that, sure enough, he lost five pounds. He figures the money was worth it, since he lost five pounds. The next day, he's walking by the gym when he notices a new sign: "Lose 10 pounds in 10 Minutes Guaranteed!" Even more curious, he enters the gym and plops down another $100 on the counter. He is led to an even larger, empty room covered in mats. The door on the other side of the room opens, and a large, athletic man walks in. His shirt reads "If I catch you, *I* fuck *you*!"