Here's your hilarious joke:

Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy. They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think. So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?" The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down. Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?" The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down. Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?" The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."

"Brooke Karlotta" Permalink