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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a winged magical fairy visits Rome .... The fairy flies around a bit among the tourists before stopping in front of two classical and gorgeous greek statues placed beside each other - one being a scantily clad and muscled Apollo and the other beautiful and busty Aphrodite, the goddess of love and sex. The fairy looks on these two beautiful creations for a moment and with a smile and a wave of her wand the statues suddenly come alive! "Dear beautiful couple!" the fairy says. "You have been standing here motionless on your pedestals for thousands of years among the birds, through wind and rain and never been able to touch each other. Feel free to enjoy your freedom for five minutes before you turn into marble again!" Apollo and Aphrodite gaze in amazement at each other and immediately jump behind the nearest bush! The bush shakes and a lot of giggling and panting can be heard. Five minutes later they emerge smiling and satisfied from behind bush and walk onto the pedestal again. "Oh beautiful, lovely status" says the fairy. "How pleased and satisfied you look! I can't resist but to give you another five minutes to do with as you wish!" Hearing this Aphrodite then looks at Apollo and says to him: "Great! Now you hold onto the pigeon while I shit on its fucking head."